Archive

2012

May 19#6.76: Desperate Measures
May 17#6.75: Bequest for Conquest Quest
May 15#6.74: No Fairness
May 12#6.73: Warning Signs
May 10#6.72: Triangle Shrine
May 8#6.71: Head Trauma
May 5#6.70: Good Plan, No Execution
May 3#6.69: Going Down
May 1#6.68: Back and Forth
Apr 28#6.67: Decoy Mission
Apr 26#6.66: Brain Damage
Apr 24#6.65: Carry-On Hero
Apr 21#6.64: Outta Nowhere
Apr 19#6.63: Un-Shift
Apr 17#6.62: Too Much Talking
Apr 14#6.61: Wait, What?
Apr 12#6.60: Reruns
Apr 10#6.59: Octorok Curse
Apr 5#6.58: Illustrious Iguana’s Incredible Illustrations
Apr 3#6.57: Close Proximity
Mar 31#6.56: Previously On…
Mar 29#6.55: Rewind and Play
Mar 27#6.54: Stay of Execution
Mar 24#6.53: Fall of the Triad
Mar 22#6.52: Underfoot Espionage
Mar 20#6.51: Technical Difficulties
Mar 17#6.50: Temporary Quarters
Mar 15#6.49: Old Snorehead
Mar 13#6.48: Nightfire
Mar 10#6.47: Needed But Unwanted
Mar 8#6.46: Back on Schedule
Mar 6#6.45: Mocking Death
Mar 3#6.44: Resurrection
Mar 1#6.43: Sudden Turn
Feb 28#6.42: Words
Feb 25#6.41: Hotfoot
Feb 23#6.40: Just a Flesh Wound
Feb 21#6.39: Axe Murderer
Feb 18#6.38: Lost in Dreamspace
Feb 16#6.37: He’ll Get You
Feb 14#6.36: Self-Rudeness
Feb 11#6.35: Seeing Myself
Feb 9#6.34: More Backgrounds
Feb 7#6.33: Patrick Bonaparte
Feb 4#6.32: Jolting Awake
Feb 2#6.31: Killer Shrimp
Jan 31#6.30: Defensive Darknut
Jan 28#6.29: Distortions
Jan 26#6.28: Bedside Ambush
Jan 24#6.27: Dreaming in Metaphors
Jan 21#6.26: Codename: ICELINK
Jan 19#6.25: Artistic Crisis
Jan 17#6.24: Link 2.0
Jan 14#6.23: Back to the Torture
Jan 12#6.22: Quest Continued!
Jan 10#6.21: Breaking News
Jan 7#6.20: Dark Magic Exposition
Jan 5#6.19: Guests of Dishonor
Jan 3#6.18: Hintbook, Please?

2011

Dec 31#6.17: Suspension of Belief
Dec 29#6.16: Stretched Resources Redux
Dec 27#6.15: Railroad Plot
Dec 24#6.14: Kingly Worries
Dec 22#6.13: Thinking Behind
Dec 20#6.12: Landowner Wars
Dec 17#6.11: Killing Schedule
Dec 15#6.10: Backshot
Dec 13#6.9: BOOM! Headshot!
Dec 10#6.8: The Next Generation
Dec 8#6.7: Matri-whaaaaa?!
Dec 6#6.6: Flashed Back
Dec 3#6.5: Real Estate Battle
Dec 1#6.4: An Old Kinda-Friend
Nov 29#6.3: Dual Portal Deception
Nov 26#6.2: Quantum Space Hole
Nov 24#6.1: More Darkglow
Nov 19#5.68: Dramatic Reveal!
Nov 17#5.67: Link Under Fire
Nov 15#5.66: FUEGO!
Nov 12#5.65: Flameception
Nov 10#5.64: Flashing
Nov 8#5.63: Dragon Fire
Nov 5#5.62: Flank Attack
Nov 3#5.61: Everything Becomes…Chaos
Nov 1#5.60: Duplication
Oct 29#5.59: Chopped
Oct 27#5.58: Loophole
Oct 25#5.57: Safety Mechanism
Oct 22#5.56: Firing Squad
Oct 20#5.55: Backfire
Oct 18#5.54: Good Grip
Oct 15#5.53: Longnecker
Oct 13#5.52: Another Boss
Oct 11#5.51: Hearing Voices
Oct 8#5.50: Warp Zone
Oct 6#5.49: Backing Out
Oct 4#5.48: Onward to Destiny
Oct 1#5.47: Death Sentence Sentence!
Sep 29#5.46: Unwanted Destiny
Sep 27#5.45: Past Troublemaking
Sep 24#5.44: Spatial Anomaly
Sep 22#5.43: Pre-Preparations
Sep 20#5.42: Inspiring Tale
Sep 17#5.41: Back to Work
Sep 15#5.40: Back to Reality
Sep 13#5.39: Village In Greyscale
Sep 10#5.38: Booooom
Sep 8#5.37: Flame On!
Sep 6#5.36: Rare Moment of Funny
Sep 3#5.35: Bad News
Sep 1#5.34: Fire Escape
Aug 30#5.33: Up In Smoke
Aug 27#5.32: Priority Check
Aug 25#5.31: Last Night
Aug 23#5.30: Undecided Destiny
Aug 20#5.29: We Aren’t the Champions
Aug 18#5.28: Storyboards
Aug 16#5.27: Suspension of Belief
Aug 11#5.26: Dragon Depicter’s Delightful Drawings
Aug 9#5.25: Souvenirs
Aug 6#5.24: A New Day
Aug 4#5.23: Knightmares and Wizards
Aug 2#5.22: More Internal Complaint
Jul 31#5.21: Monologue Resumes
Jul 28#5.20: Instant Delay
Jul 26#5.19: Hero’s Unresolve
Jul 23#5.18: Cornered
Jul 21#5.17: [Insert Ear Pun Here]
Jul 19#5.16: Rooftop Ambush
Jul 16#5.15: Fights In the Nightmare
Jul 14#5.14: Internal Complaint
Jul 12#5.13: Alive Tired
Jul 9#5.12: Not Entirely Stable
Jul 7#5.11: New Faces
Jul 5#5.10: Smoke On the Link
Jul 2#5.9: Hot Blooded
Jun 30#5.8: Light In the Dark
Jun 28#5.7: Out Of Context
Jun 25#5.6: Objective Updated
Jun 23#5.5: 1 + 1 = 3
Jun 21#5.4: Weak Joke
Jun 18#5.3: A-Stone-Ishing Turn
Jun 16#5.2: Wall Running
Jun 14#5.1: A New Retreat Begins
Jun 9#4.52: Endgame
Jun 7#4.51: Play the Game
Jun 4#4.50: Last Effort
Jun 2#4.49: Lacking In Class
May 31#4.48: Rolling Stones
May 28#4.47: WRONG!
May 26#4.46: Cage Match
May 24#4.45: Unarm’d!
May 21#4.44: Blockage
May 19#4.43: Double Dodge
May 17#4.42: Reverse Engineered
May 14#4.41: Thinking Fail
May 12#4.40: Repeat Offenses
May 10#4.39: Indeed it does.
May 7#4.38: Catatonic Choo-Choo
May 3#4.37: Shout At the Hero
Apr 30#4.36: Swept Back
Apr 28#4.35: Zod Syndrome
Apr 26#4.34: Goriya Punch
Apr 23#4.33: Escape-Proof
Apr 21#4.32: Almost Easy
Apr 19#4.31: Hook, Line, Stinker
Apr 16#4.30: Tattletale
Apr 14#4.29: Strategies
Apr 12#4.28: R.T.F.M.
Apr 9#4.27: Moblin Begins
Apr 7#4.26: Pit Stop
Apr 5#4.25: Artillery Ambush
Apr 2#4.24: Support Units
Mar 31#4.23: FREE BIRD!!!
Mar 29#4.22: Traffic Jam
Mar 26#4.21: Hook, Line, Sucker Punch
Mar 24#4.20: Get Comic!
Mar 22#4.19: Internal Moblin-logue
Mar 19#4.18: Help Rejected
Mar 17#4.17: Strike Three, Link’s Out
Mar 15#4.16: Pitfall
Mar 12#4.15: Power Struggle
Mar 10#4.14: Heronapped
Mar 8#4.13: Armor Unpierced
Mar 5#4.12: Goriyambush
Mar 3#4.11: Holy Guard
Mar 1#4.10: That’s Entertainment
Feb 26#4.9: Two Stupid Moblins
Feb 22#4.8: An Innocent Man
Feb 19#4.7: Jerk Contest
Feb 16#4.6: Ugly Gorillas
Jan 28#4.5: Mostly Dead
Jan 18#4.4: Hidden Pit
Jan 9#4.3: Pinky
Jan 3#4.2: IT
Jan 1#4.1: Cave Story

2010

Dec 13#3.86: Dizzy With Victory
Dec 12#3.85: Drunk or High?
Dec 11#3.84: Non-canon
Dec 10#3.83: Well, Do You, Link?
Dec 9#3.82: Return of the Comedy
Dec 8#3.81: Guardian’s Green Going
Dec 2#3.80: Punishment
Nov 27#3.79: Mourning Our Fallen Enemies
Nov 25#3.78: Small Package
Nov 20#3.77: Misread Motives
Nov 16#3.76: Waterlinked
Nov 12#3.75: Watch Out For The–
Nov 10#3.74: Wardrobe Change
Nov 6#3.73: Exemptions
Nov 5#3.72: She Didn’t Want It
Nov 2#3.71: With Dennis Quaid as Patrick
Oct 25#3.70: Fairy City
Oct 22#3.69: Crushed Hopes
Oct 20#3.68: Vorpal Bunnies
Oct 12#3.67: They All Say That
Oct 7#3.66: Past Worries
Oct 5#3.65: More Darkness
Sep 29#3.64: Spectacular Sameth’s Super Sketches
Sep 28#3.63: Won’t Shut Up
Sep 25#3.62: Bottled Anger
Sep 24#3.61: Fairies In Disguise
Sep 23#3.60: Transformers
Sep 17#3.59: Strong Shield Arm
Sep 12#3.58: Science Is a Verb Now
Sep 11#3.57: Further Use
Sep 8#3.56: Revolver Round
Sep 6#3.55: Silent Running
Sep 5#3.54: We Didn’t Start the Fire
Sep 3#3.53: Side Effects
Sep 1#3.52: Protective Doom
Aug 29#3.51: Stall
Aug 26#3.50: Speech Impeded
Aug 24#3.49: Unfriendly Fire
Aug 22#3.48: To Be Continued…
Aug 19#3.47: Unfine Intervention
Aug 7#3.46: Role Reversal
Aug 6#3.45: Ocarina Vision
Jul 31#3.44: Well, it’s…it’s green.
Jul 24#3.43: Low Hearts
Jul 23#3.42: Without Use
Jul 18#3.41: Ker-Shieldzap!
Jul 17#3.40: Wants and Demands
Jul 14#3.39: Something Else New
Jul 13#3.38: Big Red Sign
Jul 11#3.37: Ninja Octorok
Jul 2#3.36: Be An Original
Jun 30#3.35: Return To Sender
Jun 25#3.34: Ocarina’s Curse
Jun 24#3.33: Feet of Flames
Jun 17#3.32: Big Bang
Jun 14#3.31: With One Second Remaining
Jun 10#3.30: Steaming Pile
Jun 6#3.29: Gravity Works
May 24#3.28: Sanity Lost
May 22#3.27: No One Can Hear You Whimper
May 21#3.26: Canister Vacuum
May 11#3.25: His Own Guinea Pig
May 10#3.24: Same Writer, Same Scripts
May 6#3.23: Free Power
May 5#3.22: Pawnable Priceless Artifacts
May 3#3.21: He Who Lives By the Rupee…
Apr 29#3.20: Hylian Junk
Apr 25#3.19: Power of Power
Apr 22#3.18: Illustrated by Midla Noware
Apr 18#3.17: Well Stocked
Apr 13#3.16: Little Shop of Horrors
Apr 11#3.15: Paranoid Imagination
Apr 9#3.14: Decisions, Revisions
Apr 5#3.13: Old Friends
Apr 4#3.12: Communication Cliffhanger
Mar 30#3.11: Partial Diagrams
Mar 28#3.10: Quest (In)Complete!
Mar 21#3.9: Even More Walking
Mar 19#3.8: More Walking
Mar 17#3.7: Walking
Mar 16#3.6: The Long Road Home
Mar 15#3.5: Making a Quick U-Turn
Mar 12#3.4: Fast Farewells
Mar 7#3.3: Vanishing Access
Mar 3#3.2: Shooting For Death
Mar 1#3.1: Return of the Cave
Feb 14#2.76: Quest Completed!
Feb 8#2.75: Egotistic Speed
Feb 6#2.74: Grand Exit
Feb 3#2.73: Armored Cushion
Jan 30#2.72: Solo Dive
Jan 28#2.71: Fighting Hope
Jan 25#2.70: Angry Caverner Rule
Jan 18#2.69: Link Icarus
Jan 17#2.68: Bow As Arrow
Jan 13#2.67: Lost In Transit
Jan 12#2.66: Wrapped With a Bow
Jan 7#2.65: Out With a Flame
Jan 4#2.64: Might vs. Magic
Jan 3#2.63: Rebirth
Jan 1#2.62: Shadows of Darkness

2009

Dec 26#2.61: Mortal Draw
Dec 24#2.60: Empty Clip
Dec 21#2.59: Negotiations End
Dec 16#2.58: Fire Armor
Dec 14#2.57: Octorok Negotiations
Dec 10#2.56: Smashed Hopes
Dec 4#2.55: An Empty Suit
Nov 29#2.54: Link’s Not Awakening
Nov 21#2.53: Link’s Side
Nov 18#2.52: Patrick’s Side
Nov 16#2.51: Helping Helms
Nov 14#2.50: Octoroks Unleashed!
Nov 10#2.49: Of Meals and Artillery
Nov 2#2.48: Strike!
Oct 27#2.47: Perturbed Patrick
Oct 23#2.46: Steel Clothing
Oct 19#2.45: I Need a Hero
Oct 18#2.44: Shattered Something
Oct 15#2.43: Octorok Vacuum
Oct 14#2.42: Firestorm
Oct 10#2.41: Cowardly Ideas
Oct 6#2.40: Micah McNully’s Memorable Masterpiece
Oct 5#2.39: Immortal Murderer
Oct 4#2.38: Genocidal Orders
Oct 2#2.37: Failed Spot Check
Oct 1#2.36: Impact Memories
Sep 30#2.35: Fire In the Hole!
Sep 29#2.34: Pit D-4
Sep 27#2.33: Ker-Shield!
Sep 26#2.32: Something New
Sep 21#2.31: Doorways
Sep 16#2.30: Secret of X-Man
Sep 7#2.29: Rude Interruption
Sep 4#2.28: You Knew It Was Coming
Aug 31#2.27: Remember Them?
Aug 17#2.26: Right Down the Line
Aug 13#2.25: Over My Head
Aug 12#2.24: Shoeshine Boy
Aug 10#2.23: You Put Something Better Inside Of Me
Aug 5#2.22: Make You, Break You
Aug 4#2.21: Don’t Count Me Out
Aug 3#2.20: One Drink Down
Jul 29#2.19: Does He Know What He’s Taken On?
Jul 28#2.18: Stuck In the Middle
Jul 22#2.17: Escape Route 66
Jul 21#2.16: Killing Spree
Jul 20#2.15: Encore!
Jul 13#2.14: Sudden Realization
Jul 9#2.13: History of a Statue
Jul 8#2.12: Information Check
Jul 5#2.11: Set In Stone
Jul 3#2.10: Shoot the Messenger
Jul 1#2.9: Gatrie Syndrome
Jun 25#2.8: Not So Ignorant
Jun 22#2.7: Verbal Combat
Jun 16#2.6: Cameos, Gravestones, and Quotes!
Jun 14#2.5: Previous Doom
Jun 11#2.4: Ominous Shadowing
Jun 6#2.3: If Words Could Kill…
Jun 5#2.2: No More Bullets
Jun 4#2.1: Subtlety, Thy Name Is Not Patrick
Jun 1#1.45: Patrick Bitterleaf
May 30#1.44: No Way Out
May 29#1.43: Stolen Goods
May 28#1.42: The Best Decision
May 26#1.41: Run, Run, Link
May 24#1.40: Trifectal Motivation
May 21#1.39: Big Moblin Is Watching You…
May 20#1.38: Burned!
May 19#1.37: Bad Memory
May 13#1.36: Gone Too Far
May 4#1.35: A History Lesson (Happy #50!)
May 3#1.34: Listen Up
May 1#1.33: Foretold and Untold
Apr 28#1.32: Fronache
Apr 24#1.31: …Pulling Me
Apr 23#1.30: It’s That Obvious?
Apr 21#1.29: [Censored]
Apr 16#1.28: Godzilla!!
Apr 15#1.27: No Right Turn
Apr 11#1.26: Signs
Apr 9#1.25: Stretched Resources
Apr 8#1.24: One Path
Apr 7#1.23: Plan B
Apr 6#1.22: He Who Lives By the Sword…
Mar 25#1.21: Guiding Octoroks
Mar 18#1.20: Contests
Mar 11#1.19: Narration
Mar 10#1.18: Getting Carried Away
Mar 4#1.17: Special Attacks
Mar 3#1.16: Barriers
Mar 2#1.15: Trapped
Feb 27#1.14: Done Eating
Feb 24#1.13: Cool Poses
Feb 23#1.12: Octorok Steak
Feb 19#1.11: First Battle
Feb 15#1.10: Unarmed
Feb 11#1.9: Photographs and Memories
Feb 8#1.8: Same Movie, Different Reference
Feb 5#1.7: With a Tribute to Bob and George
Feb 3#1.6: Ignorant Hero Wannabe
Feb 1#1.5: Hidden Stove
Jan 27#1.4: Nice Try
Jan 26#1.3: The Minish Idiocy
Jan 25#1.2: Ch-Ch-Changes
Jan 24#1.1: Lack of Speech Impediment
Jan 20#0.15: The Legend Begins
Jan 19#0.14: Aeson Panics
Jan 17#0.13: Lightning Strikes Twice
Jan 16#0.12: More Obscure References
Jan 13#0.11: Aeson Quotes the Movies
Jan 8#0.10: Aeson Snaps
Jan 3#0.9: Game Over
Jan 1#0.8: Lightning Bug

2008

Dec 31#0.7: Still Waiting
Dec 30#0.6: First Turn
Dec 19#0.5: Played To Death
Dec 18#0.4: Survival Tactic
Dec 17#0.3: All About Andore
Dec 12#0.2: All About Aeson
Dec 11#0.1: The Animated Series